My New Year's resolutions

New Year’s Eve is almost here. Before it comes and goes, I’d like to make some resolutions for the coming year in Vancouver. Since life’s been pretty good to me lately, I don’t plan on changing up my routine too much. If anyone has any other suggestions as to New Year’s resolutions, please post them below.

1. I will learn enough phrases in Cantonese so that I can be a better son-in-law and not be completely ignorant next time I go to Hong Kong.

2. I promise to take dance classes at the Crystal Ballroom again – and this time, my hips will move.

3. I will not lose more than two umbrellas in Starbucks.

4. I will sell my novel to a publisher, then sell the movie rights, and use the proceeds to fund a lifestyle that would make Paris Hilton blush.

5. My site meter will show millions of new viewers visiting my Blog – or else I’ll just start up a new one that’s not so lame.